WARNING: NEW VIRUS ALERT !!! (Be very careful!)

 
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:14 pm    Post subject: WARNING: NEW VIRUS ALERT !!! (Be very careful!) Reply with quote

New Virus!

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).

The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

This virus is DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).

Update 05-02-06:

After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lmao, your joking... right? :-)
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

:p
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Inquisitor wrote:
Lmao, your joking... right? :-)


If you can't tell, you must really be infected with it then :D
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

olly86 wrote:
The Inquisitor wrote:
Lmao, your joking... right? :-)


If you can't tell, you must really be infected with it then :D



Maybe I am :-| *scared*
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

that is tff :D:D:D:D
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

omg, lolz..
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What are the side effects?
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

demonhunter233 wrote:
What are the side effects?


Well you run the risk of becomeing unemplyed or losing your university place, after your WORK* quintity plumites, after consuming BEER or WINE. :D :D

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olly86 wrote:
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).

After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.


(and incase The Inquisitor can't work out I'm joking, I am. :D :D
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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(and incase The Inquisitor can't work out I'm joking, I am. :D :D)



I did know that :-) Just enjoying the fun :-)
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