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hahaha ;p

i dont mind looking at fine scenery like naked ladies and orgasmic mountains...but i dont like looking at ugly faces.

mawahahah ;p

oh portals now just search for cms software on hotscripts.

hehe it was in the right section before it got canned!

oh i do love the germans and the dutch ......they are just as wierd as me ..too much of the weed intake i think!

hahaha ;p

mind you ...

hahaha ;p bollocks

oh why the deleting of my thread here ? i wasnt joking ....about the logo.

hmmm some how speed is over rated.... when is speed not going to be the be all and end of life....at the blink of an eye?

dead as a door nail!

what ya charging for reviews ....the cows and i can review shit loads;p

well i spent 12 years on the gangly wet slippery 1400 modems then to 2400 modems then 33 .....then til recently 56 modems oh the joys i had in the early years ....i even played with a 1200 modem on bb ...

literally! no real serious interest in it anymore ....boredom sets in very quickly.

once you know how it works ....its just like anything else ....overrated! a fad etc!

now the tassie tiger myst ...

oh well my mistake.

so why cant you get ssi working ?

i certainly dont have that broadband dsl/modem

kill -- why what do you need my info for ? ;p

hehe .....hello world is famous .....but hey you gotta start somewhere.

c --- was hard to learn. still is.

many other languages also have their quirks!

not that hard to use at all! lots a proggies out there that use it ;p

i hate mysql....i prefer flat file

the indexing is the same for both ....just pick your poison.

a goose pecks ....you fool

so watch out or ill peck ya to death!

maahahahaha

i thought snakes spit venom.....maybe i should call them snakes.

hiss!

the greedy dwarfs are in their castle gold chamber loft....counting the gold!

while the peasants go hungry!

riddle me this why would you want to compress your webpages anyway?

dont you have enough harddrive space available oh 400 gig is too small!

dont like popups though...mind you firefox killed it hahaha ;p

hmmm what portal you using ....?

oh daisy dont touch me their it tickles!

hmmm so why dont you like playing with the itchybums?

10 seconds for the first this time.....

and 3 seconds for the second this time.

hows that for crap net service

hmmm my net is not crap....just crap webdesign.

the emerald city is alive and shining!

such is life ...when we are on the net!

1 min for the second!

3 mins for the first! bah humbug!

where is the offence?

hey i thought you lived in the wild?

hey you moose you wet behind the ears?

hmmm how about i sell myself.......lets see if the money rolls in. Hey daisy pass me my robe!

ive seen bigger mawhahahaha ;p

hmmm ...tip toe thru tulips with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

hmmm no one home. please dial the number and try again.

freewebs is not free.

My lotto numbers have just come in. I am not going to give any pictures of my server, what is the point.

might as well use a head as toilet brush!

updates , updates, updates!

yeah no place like home hehehe ;p

so girlfriend what up with cows ?

hehehe ;p

no gambling now ....the cows disapprove

Go to www.snapfiles.com and look for in the last couple of days in the freeware section as there is a program in there that will give you your true ip address

yes me lord!

hmmm lazy trolls need easy software to do there bidding!

hehehe ;p pinching my lines hey?

nah still there one at the bottom of the main page.

just eye candy if you ask me ....

oh now where is my lollie pop!