How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

 
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2004 2:31 pm    Post subject: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb? Reply with quote

:D 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
:D 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
:D 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
:D 1 to move it to the Lighting section
:D 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
:D 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
:D 5 to flame the spell checkers
:D 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
:D 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
:D 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
:D 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
:D 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
:D 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
:D 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best
for this technique and what brands are faulty
:D 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
:D 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
:D 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
:D 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
:D 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
:D 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
:D 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
:D 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

from another "forum" :D
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2004 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

none i smashed it, <burp> :lol:
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 5:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Moxx, you get that from http://computerhumor.glowport.com/?
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a funny site, but no, I didn't get it from there. :lol:
I've seen it posted on 4 different forums. :wink:

I thought it would be a good idea to throw a joke in this section
once in a while. After all, this is "OFF TOPIC" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 4:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the only bulbs i like are the ones on tits hehehe :lol: :wink:
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why didn't you use actual :idea: icons ?
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 1:08 am    Post subject: Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bu Reply with quote

Here TRUSTPunk


:idea: 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
:idea: 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
:idea: 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
:idea: 1 to move it to the Lighting section
:idea: 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
:idea: 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
:idea: 5 to flame the spell checkers
:idea: 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
:idea: 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
:idea: 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
:idea: 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
:idea: 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
:idea: 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
:idea: 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best
for this technique and what brands are faulty
:idea: 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
:idea: 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
:idea: 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
:idea: 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
:idea: 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
:idea: 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
:idea: 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
:idea: 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

from another "forum" :idea:
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 3:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol :D
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 7:53 pm    Post subject: Next joke Reply with quote

Maybe we can try to make a joke about: "How many users of Abyss Web Server`s need to be to change a bulb" :lol:
I`m staring...BTW: Don`t offend Aprelium.
You if you want to join simply post next sequences...

:idea: 1 to look to Abyss Web Server`s FAQ
:idea: 2 to will write to Aprelium Technologies about that problem
:idea: 6 to write this problem on Aprelium`s forum

TO BE CONTINUED BY YOU


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 8:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

:idea: 3 to get rid of the bad bulbs lol

1 - Aprelium

2 - Site Admin

3 - Forum Users
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 10:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

burp ....im pissed. :lol:
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 12:19 am    Post subject: Re: How many forum members does it take to change a light bu Reply with quote

Moxxnixx wrote:

:D 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid


Um I Thought It Was Lightbulb with a capital "L"?

:D :D :D
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